You know who we have to thank for that, our great military men and women who go out under orders and slaughter those who would slap our hands with rulers for saying "poopie." So in honor of those men and women, I give you the First Amendment version of the Call of Duty: Black Ops trailer. Or as it is actually called, the UnCut version. So watch and enjoy what was not in the original version. Or was it subliminally? Hmmm. Maybe.