Warning: Before you read on, article contains graphic images of boobs, not real ones, but objects made to look like them. So before you click to read make sure you're ok with seeing boobies, if not don't read. We grow up in a society that is fascinated by boobs, it doesn't matter if you're a girl or a guy. Boys like boobs simply because they don't have them. I read an article that said people surveyed guys in college and said that if they had boobs they would play with them all the time. Girls like boobs because it gives them a sense of empowerment; Media has also played a large role, making women think: big boobs > small boobs. Some believe it is the fact that when we were infants we were cradled against the chest so boobs gave us a sense of security. Well I was looking for a cheap mouse and came across an interesting looking one. It gave me an idea to investigate further into looking for other obscure boob related products. Here I will give you the top ten I found to be the most ridiculous and funny boob gadgets.
10. Microbead Boob Cushion
This boob cushion pillow is filled with tiny microbeads like the moshi pillows that were popular about 3 years ago. Theyre ideal for long flights, train rides, or as a nice pillow on you bed. Just think of all the strange looks youll get when you whip out your boob cushion on the plane!
Sale Price 2.99 ($5.67)
You can buy one here.
9. Boob Mouse
I was looking for a new mouse for my laptop when I came across this little novelty.
Sale Price $7.97
Click away to your boobs desire. Want to buy click here.
There is an even more explicit looking mouse I came across.
I have no idea where you can purchase it, but would you really want to?
8. Stress Balls
Does work or school stress you out? Under a lot of pressure lately? Well heres a solution, boobie stress relief balls!
Sale Price $9.89 buy here
or you could buy a single extra large boob to relieve your stress from dealextreme
Sale Price $6.86 buy it here.
7. Boobie blindfolds
Want to get kinky in the bedroom? Maybe excite your partner because you now have four boobs instead of two? Or are you just tired and need to rest but the sun is just too bright? You might want to pick up some boobie blindfolds!
Price 4.99 ($9.46) get your hands on some blindfolds here.
I think Im seeing boobs
6. Hand Massager
For those with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, writers cramp, hand fatigue or just need to rest your hand on something, you can purchase a hand massager. Maybe youre tired from gaming all night and pwning all day, or you just want something nice to vibrate your hands.
Sale Price 6.95 vibrate your hand today, buy it here.
5. Boob Beer Cover Nipple
This all falls back to the whole breast feeding thing and how we were imprinted since we were infants. Why not reminisce the days when we didnt have to worry about a single thing except getting our diapers changed and when we got fed? I bring you the Boob beer Cover Nipple.
Sale $4.95 suck on some boobs, buy one here.
4. Boob Ear Muffs
I dont know about you but my ears get cold very easily during the winter. Why not have boobs on your ears to keep them warm? Apparently Baron Bob does!
3. Boob Radio
Boobs dont talk, so quit staring at them! Apparently these boobs do talk and sing. I bring you the battery operated Boob radio.
The rubber nipples are used for volume and tuning! Sale price $28.26 14.49 Listen to music through boobs today! Buy it here.
2. Shower Breasts
Are you tired of having to shake your shampoo or body wash trying to get that liquid out every time you shower? Maybe you should get a soap dispenser that attaches to your wall. Better yet why not a Boob soap dispenser.
Sale Price 14.90 About $30.00 get dispenser here.
1. Jingle Jugs
Remember those toy fish that sang to you when you pressed a button or walked by? This is just that, only theyre boobs that dance to the music. Great for party or entertainment rooms where you want to make your guests giggle and laugh.
There are so many other products out there that revolve around boobs, but these are, in my mind the top ten most ridiculous ones. Boobs will always be a fascination around the world, and I don't think it'll ever change. In my mind boobs are just boobs, nothing but feed sacks, but they somehow have the magnetic ability to attract men! =P
