10,000 Gallons Of Blood To Make Fairytale Fights

While they might have had a bit of backlash with a trophy/achievement for killing 1000 kids, and recently their porn star antics, you would think that Playlogic would have made their trophies/achievements to suit everyone's needs. Well a P.C. minded person might think that way at least. Why won't they think of the children? The answer to that, because this is not your kids fairytale. Proving it further with a bit of their trophies/achievements listed below.

Trophy/Achievement whores check this out too.

In the list of 42, here we see things along the lines of "Spill 10,000 Gallons of Blood" and "Slide Through Blood Continuous for 3 Minutes." Amongst others that have you slice and dice through some of Fairytales best and famous characters. Pinocchio, Hansel, and Gretel are in for a world of hurt here in a little bit. Now if only they would rename and rework the one called "Weapons are for Babies" to "Babies are for Weapons," then this game would have it all. Or at least everything for me. All without having to add Ron Jeremy's wang to the whole thing. (Google that!)

HACK N' SLASH YOUR WAY TO GORY FAIRYTALE FIGHTS® ACHIEVEMENTS/TROPHIES!

October 8, 2009 – Amsterdam/New York – Trophy and Achievement enthusiasts, rejoice! Playlogic Entertainment, Inc. (Nasdaq OTC: PLGC.OB), an independent worldwide publisher of entertainment software, today released a list of Achievements and Trophies for the highly anticipated hack n' slash title Fairytale Fights. As a game that puts you in the shoes of defamed fairytale characters whose sole purpose is to wreak havoc on anything and everything in the bloodiest way possible. Buff that gamerscore or trophy cabinet by completing all the bloody objectives that do not disappoint.

There's nothing soft and cuddly about fighting the Fairytale Fights way, and that's why gamers are celebrated in this gory title for twisting the historic tales into a bloodfest - like slaying Pinocchio (“Puppetmaster”) or killing 250 enemies with your bare hands (‘Weapons Are For Babies”). And did we mention the bloodier the merrier? Spill 10,000 gallons of blood (“Fairytale land is Painted Red”) or slide through a blood continuously for three minutes straight (“Whoooaaaa!”) to earn some extra glory! Don't fret, when you need a moment to rest from the killing sprees take a load off in Taleville – just hanging around in the town for 15 minutes unlocks the “Lazy Bastard” Achievement/Trophy.

See below for the list of 42 Achievements / Trophies announced today. Additional hidden Achievements / Trophies have not yet been revealed.

  • 15/Bronze Trophy Closed "The Lumberjack Lands" Complete all the chapters in "The Lumberjack Lands".
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Closed "The Candy Castle" Complete all the chapters in "The Candy Castle".
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Closed "The Little Kingdoms" Complete all the chapters in "The Little Kingdoms".
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Closed "The House in the Clouds" Complete all the chapters in "The House in the Clouds".
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Closed "Who's Famous Now!" Complete the "Who's Famous Now!" chapter.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Incredible Combo! Perform a 50 hit combo.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy The Sky is the Limit Perform an aerial combo.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy King for a Day Win an Arena chapter without dying.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Pacifists Finish Last Lose an Arena chapter without killing.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy King Pushy Win an Arena chapter by using push only.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Unstoppable Win 5 Arena chapters in a row in 1 play session.
  • 15/Silver Trophy Notorious Win 100 Arena chapters.
  • 50/Silver Trophy Variety is the Spice of Life Complete Stuffy the Taxidermist's collection by defeating all enemies.
  • 100/Gold Trophy Mine! Collect all weapons.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Beaver Killer Defeat The Log Champion.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Real Beaver Killer Defeat The Log Champion again.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Puppet Master Defeat Pinocchio.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Go Eat Your Own House Defeat Hansel and Gretel.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy And All is Quiet Again Defeat The Pied Piper.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy The Witch is Burned Defeat The Candy Witch.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy I Didn't Want Her Anyway Defeat The Little Giant.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Beat up the Bully Defeat The Little Giant again.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Turning a Blind Eye Defeat Father Giant.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Left the Tailor in Stitches Defeat The Little Tailor.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy "Fairytale Land" is Painted Red Spill 10,000 gallons of blood.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy "Fairytale Land" is Sucked Dry Collect 1,000,000 riches.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Hand Holder Complete game on easy mode with multiple players.
  • 15/Silver Trophy Sharing Celebrity Complete game on medium mode with multiple players.
  • 15/Silver Trophy Dream Team Complete game on hard mode with multiple players.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Hero Complete game on easy mode single player.
  • 15/Silver Trophy Legendary Complete game on medium mode single player.
  • 15/Silver Trophy Heroic Ever After Complete single player on hard mode.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Whoooaaaa! Slide through blood continuously for 3 minutes.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Wheeeeeee! Slide 330 feet continuously through blood.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Master Slicer Slice 250 enemies with a sharp weapon.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy KABLAM! Crush 250 enemies using a blunt weapon.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Strike a Pose! Stun 50 players using the love potion or love wand.
  • 30/Silver Trophy Who Wants My Autograph? Complete all chapters from start till end with at least an A or A+ Grade.
  • 125/Bronze Trophy King Bling Buy all statue upgrades.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Treasure Hunter Open all treasure chests.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Weapons Are For Babies Kill 250 enemies without using any weapons.
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Lazy Bastard Remain in Taleville for more than 15 minutes.
  • 0/Platinum Trophy Victorious! Unlock all Trophies!
  • 20/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret
  • 20/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret
  • 20/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret
  • 20/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret
  • 15/Bronze Trophy Secret Secret

Fairytale Fights will launch the 23d of October across Europe and the 27th of October in North America for Xbox 360™ video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system. Fairytale Fights will be available for PC in 2010.